You know that loveable axe-wielding man about town, Jerry? Right? Yeah?
Well his marvellous mechanical musical mind has so much in it, even M.O.D cannot keep up. We had considered a big funnel, and heavy machinery; but suddenly Alex had an idea. Later on Badger said “That young rapscallion requires a promotional aspect”.
He has therefore been directed to create a new page on FACEBOOK. This will KEEP HIM QUIET. We realise this is an INCORRECT STATEMENT.
Hello
MIggle may now have received worldwide fame for his highly polished trumpet, but he is also M.O.D’s Chief Entertainments Officer. You didn’t know THIS did you? NO. You had not been STEADFAST in your OBSERVATION SKILLS.
REMEDY THIS
Look at this PAGE
xx
Here is Miggle. Playing his trumpet. He wanted to play this or YOU.
YOU will enjoy this. You will also CLAP.
M.O.D are now relaxing for the rest of the year. DO NOT SHOUT NEAR THEM.
Badger will be reclining with his pipe in hand.
Miggle will be pursuing his trumpet playing.
Alex cannot wait to open his presents. He is so excited he accidentally throwed up on Betty’s sofa.
Betty will be taking a break from observing the rest of M.O.D’s lack of discipline.
Jerry has found small pieces of cake in his cupboard.
M.O.D thank you for a beautiful year. Season’s greetings to you all!
Love from M.O.D xx
It has come to attention that our recent fox-based education has not actually improved our followers’ appreciation of our animal brethren.
Therefore, today’s lesson is in the art of COW IDENTIFICATION.
This cow is being SARCASTIC
This cow is somewhat SANGUINE
This cow is feeling RATHER OBTUSE
THIS COW IS LATE. It will be PUNISHED for its LACKADAISICAL attitude.
Remember.
SARCASTIC
OBTUSE
SANGUINE
LATE
That was our test.
HA HA HA.
ACCEPT OUR HUMOUR.
NOW GO TO THIS AND AWAIT OUR INSTRUCTIONS
Matters of grave concern have reached the ears of M.O.D Towers.
M.O.D are concerned at the behaviour of ALEX and JERRY.
The Miggle spent literally seconds wrapping his sons’ presents, only to find they had PURLOINED and THIEVED the present.
Here is the evidence, secretly captured on Badger’s pinhole camera, as presented to The Miggle. The Miggle is greatly angered. He will WREAK VENGEANCE.
They look jolly in this photograph. But that is shortly before the VENGEANCE FUELLED RAMPAGE.
Look at these pitiful fools. They do not know what awaits them.
LOOK AT THEM
It has been observed that M.O.D are currently furiously scribbling on SMALL SCRAPS of PAPER. This has led to IDEAS and even NEW SONGS.
To this end, the violin wielding disciplinarian known as BETTY; has ensured that M.O.D are locked in the M.O.D shed for at least 20 hours a day without BISCUITS to complete these beautiful tunes FOR YOU. Alex is even ALLOWED TO STAY UP LATE to assist the mighty SONG ASSEMBLING AXIS that is M.O.D
Should these SONGS pass the judgement of the BETTY EAR, it is possible they will be performed in future M.O.D happenings.
This is exciting news. Betty DEMANDS that you are EXCITED.
Those who show APPROPRIATE ENTHUSIASM will be rewarded fo their allegiance. Lack of EXCITEMENT will be met with withering SARCASM.
Thank you
Many of you haven’t written in to demand assistance with JUDGING THE MOOD OF A FOX
This fox is in a JAUNTY MOOD
The fox below is in a NONCHALANT MOOD
JAUNTY
NONCHALANT
THANK YOU x
Hello
Whilst we hadn’t mentioned it as such, there is new date in the M.O.D diary… yes, the lovely lovely folks who run the beautiful Griffin in Frome, have invited M.O.D back for another round of washboard infused debauchery.
All part of the Frome Folk Festival fringe… oh yes…
There’s been a slight adjustment to the date, it’s on the 15th February, 2013 AD. That’s a Friday. What a lovely way to round off your week!
M.O.D had a lovely time in Frome on Friday 🙂 a beautiful pub is The Griffin, and Nook and co were wonderful hosts!
Badger’s beautiful washboard boogie will live long in the collective memory of Frome!
Some lovely pictures here on this link taken by Alex’s Uncle. We are still surprised that Alex has relatives, given his aforementioned so-called ANDROID disposition. M.O.D smell a rat with regards to International Alex Day.
… oh and watch this space for more FROME-based news!
:: The Model Folk :: 
