There are none. We LIED to YOU.

NO.

WE JEST – HA HA HA FOOLED YOU. THERE ARE GIGS. OH YES.

Because we are FRIENDS and FRIENDS respect each others’ things that they respect because that’s what friends respect about the things they respect about the things. That they respect. Friends. YES.

Here are the gigs:

HERE

Also, here is a DORMOUSE, because we are sorry for teasing you there. AND WE ARE ALL FRIENDS.