They say that Patience is a VIRTUE. It is. Isn’t it. YES.
THE MODEL FOLK are stupidly excited by the new stuff that’s being recorderised in the Evil Tower Of Musical Secrets And Righteous Justice. But we’re not there yet – we’ve still to add the blistering guitar solos and 10 minute keyboard widdling. Also, renowned trad folk artiste, David Guetta is currently “a tad busy chaps, but once I’ve finished doing that stuff what I does and that, like, you know; I’ll be there for you like what they sez in the song off the funny program with the woman with the hair”. OBVS.
THEREFORE, the ONLY way to hear this new stuff at the moment is to COME TO OUR GIGS
The Old Bookshop is next!
Round two starts next week.
What is round two?
That would be telling, but if we mentioned that we are making plastic round flat shiny babies out of music to play in your faces; then that would be EXCITING yes?
ASK Brave Sir Thomas, and his trumpet here. LOOK AT HIM. The cheeky little SAUSAGE!
WE ARE VERY BUSY.
Did someone say “new recordings…”? MAYBE. But it wasn’t US what said it. Just our secret. Yes? TOP SECRET.
FIRST GIG OF THE YEAR IN BRISTOL x
Cynthia? Cynthia? From which end does the cheese issue forth? I insist you tell me immediately!
There are none. We LIED to YOU.
WE JEST – HA HA HA FOOLED YOU. THERE ARE GIGS. OH YES.
Because we are FRIENDS and FRIENDS respect each others’ things that they respect because that’s what friends respect about the things they respect about the things. That they respect. Friends. YES.
Here are the gigs:
Also, here is a DORMOUSE, because we are sorry for teasing you there. AND WE ARE ALL FRIENDS.
We are playing THE OLD BOOKSHOP, BEDMINSTER, BRISTOL on SATURDAY 17th December.
You will come to this.
Let YOUR HAIR DOWN before THE BABY JESUS has his BIRTHDAY.
GET YOUR TICKETS FOR AN INTIMATE VIEW OF US WAVING INSTRUMENTS AT YOU
Le Model Folk jouera à
La Ruche the BEEHIVE, Swindon, ce Vendredi.
Yes. THIS FRIDAY.
C’est TRES EXCITANT. YES IT IS.
Voici les détails.
HERE FOLLOWS AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO
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