We PROUDLY present our NEW ALBUM.
It is lovingly entitled:
“Houses For Little Horses”
Here is the video to PROMOTE THIS:
Eminent palaeontologists will tell you that the first HORSES were all LITTLE like LITTLE DOGS. They lived in LITTLE HOUSES when the dogs WERE HIDING from the palaeontologists in the rocks. They then SNEAKED out and ate the BONES, and chased giant prehistorical STICKS. The LITTLE HORSES just eated up grass not sticks or boneses, so the GODS of OLD were not displeased. Then God made some people and they then borrowed the houses and made dogs their friends and made bigger horses out of little ones. THIS IS UNFAIR
We will sing you FIFTEEN SONGS* about Dinosaurs, Conmen, Incredible feats of DERRING DO, getting NAKED, Throwing STICKS, people who accidentally fry themselves whilst getting engaged (Stallwood wisely avoided this using cunning survival skillz), Crocodiles and MUCH MUCH MORE.
It will be available on all those things you listen to, but BUY THE CD and SHOW the LOVE when it appears at EASTER with our SHOWS.
We thank you for your LOVE & PATIENCE.
We know you will adore it, like a little kitten but all loud like a tiny tiger with a megaphone.
Miggle, Badger, Jesmond, Alex, Little Aspy, Raymond Von Mears Stallwood Junior Esquire, Brave Sir Thomas.
…and the LAUNCH SHOW…
8:30PM IN THE EVENING UNTIL VERY LATE
(but not too late because Badger has to get up for his paper round so he can save up for flashy shoes)
BUY TICKETS for £5 in advance from HERE via PayPal
or via CLEVEDON MUSIC SHOP
or for £7 on THE DOOR on THE NIGHT