It has come to attention that our recent fox-based education has not actually improved our followers’ appreciation of our animal brethren.
Therefore, today’s lesson is in the art of COW IDENTIFICATION.
This cow is being SARCASTIC
This cow is somewhat SANGUINE
This cow is feeling RATHER OBTUSE
THIS COW IS LATE. It will be PUNISHED for its LACKADAISICAL attitude.
That was our test.
HA HA HA.
ACCEPT OUR HUMOUR.
NOW GO TO THIS AND AWAIT OUR INSTRUCTIONS