Purbeck Folk 2016. As It Happened.


I am Stallwood. I play the sackbut spoons heron clarinet and do as I am told.

On Thursday we went to Purbeck Valley Folk Festival. There was a Castle and a Steam Train. Everybody laughed. We were very happy.

There were lots of other people who went and were very happy. Some of them liked to do what we can do too. This was nice.

Then they made us put up tents and tune instruments.

On Friday, they made us perform on a stage. So we performed. Lots of people liked the sun. Some liked the trains too. But they also liked the Model Folk. I am in this band. We were very happy. This pleased Alex so much he raised one eyebrow QUIZZICALLY and with a certain devil may care ABANDON. There was a MOSHPIT made of children who also LIKED DINOSAURS. We like dinosaurs too. But maybe not unicorns. They are POINTY. Trains are not as pointy. But come to think, dinosaurs can be pointy. But in a nice way.  I heard that a famous man liked our tea song. I only like beer. Sometimes it makes me giggle.

On Saturday, we done it again. Someone made Miggle’s hat rotate. Miggle was less happy. We, on the other hand, were very happy. People saw us play and liked The Model Folk. Badger was mean to me in front of all the people. For some reason this made him happy. I am irked.

Lainey shook her eggs.

On Sunday, we done it in the afternoon. Everybody laughed and so we were happy. We did that song about a Magic Tractor. Do you know why it is a Magic Tractor? Apparently it turned into a FIELD. I do not get this. I choose to ignore Badger. He is an IDIOT.

Little Aspy was my friend on stage. He likes monophony too. The others are largely polyphonic. This worries me.

I really like Purbeck.


Thank you