Our apologies for luring you into this post with the possibility of BARGAINS.
Please note, we are NOT a large RETAIL chain selling comestibles at allegedly RIDICULOUS prices*
You will attend one of these THREE WISE SHOWS**
06/11/2015 The Old Firehouse, Exeter.
28/11/2015 Under The Edge Arts, Chipping Hall, Wotton-under-Edge.
29/11/2015 The Royal Oak (where we were born out of little babies like the Baby Jesus** and his little friends), Clevedon… (16:00)
* Jesmond’s Woodlouse Emporium would like to point out that, though it is an unassociated unregistered non-charity, it too, is not affiliated with SALES of any kind. Thank you.
** Our apologies for the blatant hint of impending seasonal celebratory “high jinx”.