Look how we got a lesser known 80s indie band shoehorned into the title of this FIELD REPORT into our INVESTIGATIONS within SWINDON.
Upon ARRIVAL at THE BEEHIVE PUB; Badger, Alex, Arran & Ray MEARS were surprised to spy something INCREDIBLE.
WHAT WAS THIS THING?
I CAN BARELY BELIEVE THAT I, BADGER, AM RELATING THIS EPIC REVELATION, TO MY SECRETARY*, IN MY STUDY IN M.O.D TOWERS, DEAR READER…
HE WAS THERE.
BEFORE WE EVEN GOT THERE!
This inexplicable MIRAGE was considered a PORTENT OF DOOM.
It was not, however, a PORTENT OF DOOM.
Amazingly, this turned out to be a SIGNIFICANT BLESSING.
We like SIGNIFICANT BLESSINGS, they help us to learn better MUSIC THEORY.
And, with that, we discovered the delights of CONSTANT TEA, Ale with pictures of the MIGHTY MALLARD on it, but MOST IMPORTANTLY a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLESOME WELCOME from the LOVELY “punters” and staff and THE SMILES & TEA FROM THE LOVELY BARPERSONS**.
AND GUESS WHAT.
As SOON As MIGGLE AWAKENS*** then it is LIKELY that we will TELL YOU about MORE gigs at THIS, our NEW favourite PUBLIC HOUSE.
* Badger does not have a secretary. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Badger is open to offers, and is frankly somewhat desperate.
** This is considered GOLD STAR TREATMENT.
*** Next month