Good morning.
I am Betty. But you may call me Betty. I play violin for my friends. Sometimes I SHOUT AT THEM and make them eat PORRIDGE.
I am also very keen on plants and all the furry woodland chums in the M.O.D garden.
Here are Betty’s Gardening Tips for the month of July.
In July, you may LOOK AT PETUNIAS. The ONES THAT YOU GREW AND DID NOT INFORM ME ABOUT.
Here are some PETUNIAS.
Do NOT EAT THEM. They will make your tummy all wrong. Betty CANNOT CURE THIS.
MORE PETUNIAS
Are they NOT BEAUTIFUL?
MORE!
FEAST your EYES. ON THESE BEAUTIES.
Betty thanks you for your UNDERSTANDING.
xxx
:: The Model Folk :: 
I love Betty’s Petunias. I wonder if she could advise me about about my spring onions ? (they are not growing)
Dear Olive,
How kind of you to read my tips for July.
Betty has given careful consideration to your predicament.
It is your DUTY to right this WRONG immediately, lest you prove disloyal to the WORD OF BETTY.
REMOVE the vegetable abominations from your garden WITH EXTREME HASTE. Do not delay in your DUTY.
You must REPLACE them with PETUNIAS.
PETUNIAS are CORRECT
Spring Onions are WRONG
PETUNIAS. CORRECT.
ONIONS. WRONG.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter
Betty xx
My Dear Betty, Thank you kindly for replying to my desprate problem, but I can’t eat PETUNIAS…..can I ?
Olive xx